Also known as the moment Doppler and Amelia fell in love
Doctor Who, Season 6
"I am being extremely clever up here and there’s no one to stand around looking impressed! What’s the point in having you all?"
Disney movies + “It’s a Small World” References
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Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”
i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid
i hate you
you hate me
let’s go out an kill barney
with a baseball bat
and a 4x4
NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
"In the Steven Spielberg movie E.T., why is the alien brown? No reason.
In Love Story, why do the two characters fall madly in love with each other? No reason.
In Oliver Stone’s JFK, why is the President suddenly assassinated by some stranger? No reason.
In the excellent Chain Saw Massacre by Tobe Hooper, why don’t we ever see the characters go to the bathroom or wash their hands like people do in real life? Absolutely no reason.
Worse, in The Pianist by Polanski, how come this guy has to hide and live like a bum when he plays the piano so well? Once again the answer is, no reason.
I could go on for hours with more examples. The list is endless. You probably never gave it a thought, but all great films, without exception, contain an important element of no reason.
And you know why? Because life itself is filled with no reason. Why can’t we see the air all around us? No reason.
Why are we always thinking? No reason.
Why do some people love sausages and other people hate sausages? No fucking reason” - Lieutenant Chad